MaxDude plays RPGs like fighter games: forgets the camera doesn’t snap back in place and that combos aren’t so complicated.
Evil turtles sorry slowly turn to face you and suddenly become zombies. (Elden Ring)
Gun Ammo Shop: “Extended clip”
Me/Creativity and Humor: “Director’s cut!”
K’s tattoos disappear in GTA.
Me: “Baptized as a born again Christ-skin.”
I realize Apex coffins remain the whole round: “So they turn into giant loot boxes?”
O: “In a way we’re all giant loot boxes.
Has there ever been a tie in Apex or any other battle royal?
O’s speech becomes dyslexic. “I just shot Nuno Bars in his mutts.” While playing Fortnite.
Bonus level: Corgis are now floof sausages.
