Leatherface’s Rom-Com

The original Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie from 1974 was one of the scariest I’ve ever seen. I watched the sequel for the first time while on a level. It’s one of the funniest I’ve ever seen.


I regret not taking notes from the beginning. I tried to add whatever other impressions I could remember after the fact, but I’m sure some great ones are missing.

“Don’t call me ‘Darlin'” LG the Android does it again. I get Texan 3PO vibes . . . No not threpio, a cross between DBZA 16 and the kiddie version of Cyborg in Teen Titans.

I honestly thought, even when watching that scene sober from Kill Count, that she went to rescue LG. (Level-typing friendly name) I thought that was her only reason why she would follow the truck. She didn’t know he was in the truck. She genuinely went for the story, to do something real like she said. That’s why she said “They got you too” as a question and not as a statement to inform LG what happened when he woke up. That “I loved you” line seems out of place. Never got the feeling she did before they ended up there.

One serious moment did come across as serious. When Lucky is stopped in his tracks by seeing the wheelchair skeleton, his brother, I think. Just enough battery to turn on the flashlight and for it to immediately go out. If you’ve seen the first one, you know he didn’t die here. The Sawyers have been hauling around old kills like they were furniture with each move. They pack them up like ceramic figurines and put them back on display after the move.

Leatherface is a Disney princess. See next point. (Or a prince like the Beast only not as gradual. That took months! Maybe Quasimodo Disney?) Sees instant love when the “butiful” voice from the radio starts talking to him. Their “favorite” voice according to co-op top. (I’m keeping that autocorrect in place.) She was no longer just another pig to hunt. She was a goddess. And she wanted to see how good he was.

Genuine love from Leatherface for Stretch. Gives her a gift when he finds her at his house. Totally misreading the situation but convinced she came to see him. To prove it he gives her his prize for taking care of the new pig. The pig’s face. Like the girl who’s pretending to understand why a guy is giving her his favorite action figure just because she’s embarrassed but nice, she wears the gift. Slow dances with her (not just a super saw shuffle pro.) Hides her from his crazy family like he’s embarrassed about their behavior and knows how weird they get around his new friends.

The next time he sees her she’s running around in the trophy room excited to see all his other collections. “She understands me!” he’s thinking. “She’s surprised at how good my art is! She wants to be with me, even though I was told the pigs could never be good and love me! Oh she wants to run? Of course my love, I’ll run to the end of the Earth if you’re with me.” (Imagine the young giddy lovers running through fields of wildflowers. That’s how he sees the run through the display tunnel.)

Actually heartbroken when she’s breaking up with him. “Oh no, my racist misogynist uncle-daddy and father-brother are here. I’m sorry I didn’t warn you. I’m not like them.” Didn’t want to give the final blow. Devastated when she “dies”. She’s accused of being the one destroying their property, aka homewrecker.

Dr Strangelove with the bomb

You’re the guest of honor-why they put something there. Vs Welcome to the family Bubba’s girlfriend! Chair she’s in is like the chairs King Kong victims or Ace Ventura was.

e x i t. Exit

The religious righteous priest in a corrupted religion – Hopper – Doesn’t accept the bribe, WEARS HOLSTERS AND THOSE BANDS THAT GO ACROSS YOUR CHEST. I thought Hooper was going to practice on the dummies after he blessed the “house” to do an exorcism. “The power of Christ compels you” vs “Ahhhhhhhhh!” at gates.

(Miss judging the sites of my fingers vs the actual keyboard so swipe isn’t always working, tried to do “always” twice.) *Sober translation: Misjudging the size of my fingers vs the actual keyboard, so Swipe isn’t always working. Tried to type “always” twice.

Stabbing song tied to the circus song when Chip top nearly falls.

“Like death reading a cracker”

They spell it out, but all the people are pig signs are there throughout the movie, not just once and never brought up again.

Even the outro song is cheeky!

Who did it better, the lion or Leatherface? (Sober note: I think this reminded me of the MGM lion?)

Bonus: At one point I paused the movie during a chainsaw shuffle, causing this to be on the screen:

It immediately brought to mind this. You’re welcome.

John Kramer, aka “Jigsaw”

I watched the first Saw movie 19 years later; this time as a colon cancer patient.


“When there’s that much poison in your blood…” – Poison such as chemo and radiation. Larry has likely judged patients who decide to end treatment or end their life on their own terms. John uses this as a lesson on why such patients deserve as much kindness and empathy as other “fighters “. It can also reinforce John’s message to Zepp about how he needs to earn an antidote, a reminder to pay attention.

John had colon cancer. Stage 4 or metastatic I’m not sure, but it spread to his brain. I wonder how old he was when he got the diagnosis? At the time of his autopsy, he was 52. This means he potentially wouldn’t have qualified for a colonoscopy without going through immense hoops. Likely dealt with more physicians who cared more about what services insurance would cover than treating his symptoms accurately.

Did more physicians start referring to the patient by their name after seeing this movie? Was it added as a recommendation in the schools?

“To overcome something you have to understand how perfect of an engine it is.” Larry’s curiosity and desire to understand Jigsaw and an illness are confused for admiration. I can relate.

Was Zepp the orderly instructed to run tests on the mother and daughter, such as checking heart rates when a threat increases? If not, it’s the orderly who’s a sadistic psychopath.

The scene where Jigsaw stands back up after Detective Sing gets killed by the trip-wire trap foreshadows the ending.

“Sick of those who scoff at the suffering of others.” Another reason why he’s not out to simply cause suffering. He doesn’t scoff at the suffering of the people he’s testing. He’s cheering for them.

“Raw Sewage” sign in the warehouse: sewer line runs under all neighborhoods. Just like Detective Tap said.

“Give me that sweet cancer.” Adam is fully aware of the risks of smoking. Welcomes them without knowing what cancer costs. Larry on the other hand has witnessed it but become clinically detached. He shows no sympathy to cancer patients or his child having nightmares.

Why did John involve Zepp? Had he seen Zepp experiment on other patients maliciously when the patient was helpless? It seemed to me Zepp’s true test wasn’t just following the rules, but if he would actually treat the mother and daughter well for 8 hours or more. If he was being observed by co-workers or visitors, I think the patients had nothing to fear. Once he thought nobody was watching, I believe that’s when he would take advantage of them. I don’t think John ever poisoned Zepp. I think the suggestion of being poisoned was enough. He was supposed to kill the mother and daughter according to the tape. However, the cameras were on the two men in the bathroom, not him, so he took his time playing with them beforehand. I’m curious what other fans think about this.

Post-movie thoughts:

I’ve always been sympathetic towards John. One reason I’m taking an LOA is because I cannot stand hearing customers complain about minor issues on a delivery or an item not being in stock when the website says otherwise. I can’t stand hearing people complain about religious persecution when teenagers are getting kicked out of their homes based on their parent’s religious beliefs. I can’t stand people complaining about homeless people on the street while they refuse to allow a shelter to be built near their neighborhood. John is closer to a superhero or vigilante than a slasher villain.

“But you’re not a psychopath.” I don’t believe Jigsaw is either. He aims to help people. He doesn’t get off on torturing them, he hopes they will survive and then thrive.


Sober Zie Notes

I personally dealt with six months of severe symptoms and other tests eliminating alternative reasons before a gastroenterologist finally approved the colonoscopy. She might have put me through additional testing if not for the blood that showed up in my stool the night before our appointment. The colonoscopy immediately found the problem and was ended early due to a mass blocking the way a third of the way through the procedure. The CT scan ordered after the colonoscopy noted, “An area of narrowing in the sigmoid colon may represent a contraction. An underlying mass is not excluded.” The surgery removing the “contraction” was a 13 mm long tumor. My specific cancer was found to have a mutation that hid its true carcinoma marker, making it invisible in blood tests like the one my primary physician first used that can usually detect cancer. I was 35 by the time I had the surgery, another factor that caused it to take so long to get access to the colonoscopy.

I decided to watch this one again after getting confirmation that the cancer had returned and spread to a new area. It’s one of my favorites, but I’d never watched it as a cancer survivor.

Saw came out in 2004. The US Preventive Services Task Force guidelines are where insurance companies justify coverage. USPSTF wouldn’t change the minimum age for a colonoscopy from 50 to 45 until 2021. It’s difficult to say how long it takes colon cancer to develop, but it’s generally slow and can take about 10 years to become a noticeable problem. This is why colonoscopies are recommended for asymptomatic people every 10 years. If he was having symptoms like difficult bowel movements that can be confused for constipation, it’s possible he was under 50 and could be denied access to the screening.

The Affordable Care Act requires insurance to cover screenings like colonoscopies at no cost to the patient. It wasn’t a law until 2010, meaning John would have been weighing the out-of-pocket cost of getting screened. Colonoscopies run an average of $2700 but can cost as much as $4000. However, even in 2023 insurance companies are getting away with charging the patient for the screening if a polyp is found and removed during the colonoscopy. Colon cancer starts as polyps, and removing them is one of the best ways to prevent it from developing into later and more terminal stages. Colonoscopies are one of the best tools as a patient can be screened for polyps and have them immediately removed during the procedure. I’ve heard too many horror stories where stage 4 colon cancer patients were denied coverage of a colonoscopy, even though they were 50 or older, because the symptoms were explained away as constipation or irritable bowel syndrome.

Another thing to keep in mind, John’s cancer metastasized or spread to his brain, specifically the frontal lobe. There are theories that this is what led to extreme acts like his games. I’m not saying all colon cancer patients who face this kind of spread would behave the same way, but it could be a factor in John’s individual case. I thoroughly enjoyed this experiment and addition to the “Sympathy For The Devil” files. Hopefully, you did too.

Level Up With Video Games

MaxDude plays RPGs like fighter games: forgets the camera doesn’t snap back in place and that combos aren’t so complicated.

Evil turtles sorry slowly turn to face you and suddenly become zombies. (Elden Ring)

Gun Ammo Shop: “Extended clip”
Me/Creativity and Humor: “Director’s cut!”

K’s tattoos disappear in GTA.
Me: “Baptized as a born again Christ-skin.”

I realize Apex coffins remain the whole round: “So they turn into giant loot boxes?”

O: “In a way we’re all giant loot boxes.

Has there ever been a tie in Apex or any other battle royal?

O’s speech becomes dyslexic. “I just shot Nuno Bars in his mutts.” While playing Fortnite.

Bonus level: Corgis are now floof sausages.

National Graphic “Survival Of The Weirdest”

Watch along

The engineering skills of beavers and the sass they have to scare away a moose.

How do clown fish live in sea anemones?

Anemone collecting crabs!

Are anemones plants or animals? (Turns out animals and I’ve never realized this before.)

“Enemy Anemone” is really fun to say and the name of my new band.

What would it be like to see a lung fish come out of your wall?

Only humans can murder. In comes the snowy egret.

Only humans can claim insanity. In comes the penguin.

Threshers are even cooler than I remember as a kid!

Angel shark eye evolution.

Hognose snake smells dead and plays dead. Even the flies are fooled.

Only humans can plot against each other and do major mathematics in geography and history. Enter the gray squirrel.

Macho Mandalorian

The match the whole world, Jupiter, Saturn, Venus or anywhere else is waiting for.

I would be disappointed in the world if I was the only one who thought of this combination. Thankfully, the world is a big enough place for other moments of genius even without the aid of THC.

The first five minutes of The Mandalorian with Randy quotes.

https://fb.watch/co3MESi7VT/

Macho Mandalorian Merch

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Affecting The Superstitious

Great line in Treasure Island by Robert Lewis Stevenson:

“Sperrit? Well, maybe,” he said. “But there’s one thing not clear to me. There was an echo. Now, no man ever seen a sperrit with a shadow; well, then, what’s he doing with an echo to him, I should like to know? That aint in natur’, surely?”

‘This argument seemed weak enough to me. But you can never tell what will affect the superstitious…’

Time Travel

Genie, the original influencer

Aladdin is still in our past, because the Genie is immortal. Those pop culture references were his ideas that he magically leaked through modern times. His immortality would allow him to last long enough.

Dragons and direwolves came from atomic radiation

“Westeros” can be set in “modern” times as a prequel, because such war and destruction could set back/devolve the world to look like the “Middle Ages” as we know it. Helps knowing it’s a fictional universe.