The original Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie from 1974 was one of the scariest I’ve ever seen. I watched the sequel for the first time while on a level. It’s one of the funniest I’ve ever seen.

I regret not taking notes from the beginning. I tried to add whatever other impressions I could remember after the fact, but I’m sure some great ones are missing.
“Don’t call me ‘Darlin'” LG the Android does it again. I get Texan 3PO vibes . . . No not threpio, a cross between DBZA 16 and the kiddie version of Cyborg in Teen Titans.


I honestly thought, even when watching that scene sober from Kill Count, that she went to rescue LG. (Level-typing friendly name) I thought that was her only reason why she would follow the truck. She didn’t know he was in the truck. She genuinely went for the story, to do something real like she said. That’s why she said “They got you too” as a question and not as a statement to inform LG what happened when he woke up. That “I loved you” line seems out of place. Never got the feeling she did before they ended up there.
One serious moment did come across as serious. When Lucky is stopped in his tracks by seeing the wheelchair skeleton, his brother, I think. Just enough battery to turn on the flashlight and for it to immediately go out. If you’ve seen the first one, you know he didn’t die here. The Sawyers have been hauling around old kills like they were furniture with each move. They pack them up like ceramic figurines and put them back on display after the move.
Leatherface is a Disney princess. See next point. (Or a prince like the Beast only not as gradual. That took months! Maybe Quasimodo Disney?) Sees instant love when the “butiful” voice from the radio starts talking to him. Their “favorite” voice according to co-op top. (I’m keeping that autocorrect in place.) She was no longer just another pig to hunt. She was a goddess. And she wanted to see how good he was.
Genuine love from Leatherface for Stretch. Gives her a gift when he finds her at his house. Totally misreading the situation but convinced she came to see him. To prove it he gives her his prize for taking care of the new pig. The pig’s face. Like the girl who’s pretending to understand why a guy is giving her his favorite action figure just because she’s embarrassed but nice, she wears the gift. Slow dances with her (not just a super saw shuffle pro.) Hides her from his crazy family like he’s embarrassed about their behavior and knows how weird they get around his new friends.
The next time he sees her she’s running around in the trophy room excited to see all his other collections. “She understands me!” he’s thinking. “She’s surprised at how good my art is! She wants to be with me, even though I was told the pigs could never be good and love me! Oh she wants to run? Of course my love, I’ll run to the end of the Earth if you’re with me.” (Imagine the young giddy lovers running through fields of wildflowers. That’s how he sees the run through the display tunnel.)
Actually heartbroken when she’s breaking up with him. “Oh no, my racist misogynist uncle-daddy and father-brother are here. I’m sorry I didn’t warn you. I’m not like them.” Didn’t want to give the final blow. Devastated when she “dies”. She’s accused of being the one destroying their property, aka homewrecker.
Dr Strangelove with the bomb
You’re the guest of honor-why they put something there. Vs Welcome to the family Bubba’s girlfriend! Chair she’s in is like the chairs King Kong victims or Ace Ventura was.
e x i t. Exit
The religious righteous priest in a corrupted religion – Hopper – Doesn’t accept the bribe, WEARS HOLSTERS AND THOSE BANDS THAT GO ACROSS YOUR CHEST. I thought Hooper was going to practice on the dummies after he blessed the “house” to do an exorcism. “The power of Christ compels you” vs “Ahhhhhhhhh!” at gates.
(Miss judging the sites of my fingers vs the actual keyboard so swipe isn’t always working, tried to do “always” twice.) *Sober translation: Misjudging the size of my fingers vs the actual keyboard, so Swipe isn’t always working. Tried to type “always” twice.
Stabbing song tied to the circus song when Chip top nearly falls.
“Like death reading a cracker”
They spell it out, but all the people are pig signs are there throughout the movie, not just once and never brought up again.
Even the outro song is cheeky!
Who did it better, the lion or Leatherface? (Sober note: I think this reminded me of the MGM lion?)
Bonus: At one point I paused the movie during a chainsaw shuffle, causing this to be on the screen:

It immediately brought to mind this. You’re welcome.









